Nobody wants a Tesla,
Neither the truck nor the car.
The first looks like a dumpster,
The second won’t go very far.
If it didn’t smell so Musky,
if it didn’t cost so much,
I’d have bought myself a Tesla,
But now I’ll never touch…
That sleek electric auto
That’s now so out of style
Since Elon blasted Washington
And oozed his vengeful bile.
Wanna buy a Tesla?
They’re going pretty cheap;
Who would want to buy a car
Made by a selfish creep?
So if you see a Tesla,
Look behind the wheel:
Drivers with their heads down,
Their features to conceal.
Tesla’s reputation
Has tumbled down so far.
That nobody wants a Tesla,
Neither the truck nor the car.