Good night, poor Harvard; Harvard, good night.
We’ve got your number, so turn to the right.
Rah, rah, rah!
Good night poor Harvard, you’ll see things my way.
If you want my money, you’ll do what I say.
Good night poor Harvard, you’ll never last;
Goodbye to research, farewell veritas.
Good night poor Harvard, you’ll have to give in,
Just like Columbia, that bastion of sin.
Good night poor Harvard, Princeton and Yale,
You’ll follow my dictates, or end up in jail.
Good night poor Harvard, now I am the king.
I’m so much smarter, I know everything.
Good night poor Harvard, your budget is dead.
Yale‘s in the blue, but you’re in the red.
Good night poor Harvard your science is done:
Labs closed and shuttered, with truth on the run.
Good night poor Harvard, Harvard, bonsoir.
Your overseas students should stay where they are.
Good night poor Harvard, Harvard good night.
The left has you captured; I’ll set you to rights.
Rah, rah, rah!
Good night poor Harvard, now vengeance is mine:
You’ll get back your money if you kiss my behind.
Rah, rah, rah!