Tariffs on and tariffs off at random
Markets down, but whipping up his fandom.
Like a child with narcissist dimensions:
He wants to be the center of attention.
On the front page, always in the headlines
Give reporters something for their deadlines.
It seems that he enjoys creating tension:
He wants to be the center of attention.
We wait each day for his next proclamation,
Pronouncement, blatant act or accusation.
Our rationality is in suspension:
We’ve made himself the center of attention.
He cares not for his Presidential duty;
He looks for ways to make and shake his booty.
And most of all, did I forget to mention?
He wants to be the center of attention.