Tariffs in the morning,
Tariffs in the evening,
Tariffs at suppertime.
Pay those hefty tariffs,
And watch the prices climb.
Honey, it’s expensive,
Tariffs are extensive,
Paying them all the time.
Oh my little honey,
These tariffs are a crime.
Take back those pesky tariffs,
And keep our prices down.
I really wouldn’t care if
We dumped that evil clown.
Tariffs on your TV,
Tariffs on your EV,
Tariffs on your pickup truck;
Everything cost more now,
We’re really out of luck.
Tariffs on your lumber,
Your wine and your cucumber,
Tariffs on your whiskey, too;
Our friends don’t like these tariffs,
They’re bad for me and you.
Tariffs on your plumbing,
Tariffs on your clothes;
Maybe more are coming,
But no one really knows.
Dryers and dishwashers,
Boy it makes me nauseous,
Tariffs on everything.
On cars and phones and cameras,
On sausages and springs.
Tariffs on bananas,
Tariffs on pajamas,
Tariffs on your underwear.
High prices gonna slam us.
But Washington don’t care.
Economic chaos,
Convoluted trade,
Nobody will pay us;
We’ll watch our fortunes fade.
Tariffs in the morning,
Tariffs in the evening,
Tariffs at suppertime.
Pay those hefty tariffs,
And watch the prices climb.