What will it look like when Trump is all done?
When everyone everywhere’s under his thumb?
(A thumb we know that Putin controls;)
(Trump is his puppet, he does what he’s told.)
Four years from now, when Greenland’s a state,
With a bridge to Russia, a welcoming gate,
We’ll send them Teslas, they’ll send us borscht,
Free from all tariffs, no standards enforced.
They’ll walk across Canada, our fifty-first state,
Its Eskimos herded across Bering Strait .
Minorities expelled from American lands;
Full of resentment, they don’t understand.
People from countries black, red or brown,
May no longer visit American towns.
While Russia’s invaded both Poland and Minsk
Putin and Trump exchange clever winks.
Congress has ceded from Article Two
Its powers to Donald with great ballyhoo.
Even the courts are at his command:
He fired all the judges with a stroke of his hand.
The rest of the world is taken aback;
China’s preparing a counterattack.
Europe’s investing in nuclear arms,
Their civilized culture threatened with harm.
Tariffs have sent all the prices of goods
Far above the levels they should.
Our ports are stagnant, our factories quiet,
Economy plummets, you can’t deny it.
Meanwhile the rich pay no taxes at all,
With no IRS, they’re having a ball.
The government’s deficit grows every day,
That’s how it is: Trump’s had his way.