Speaker Johnson’s job is grueling,
Off to work he deftly trudges.
What do you think of the latest ruling?
“We don’t need no stinking judges.”
“We’ll impeach them, stop their pay,
Eliminate their budgets.
No one dare get in our way;
We don’t need no stinking judges.”
But the law and constitution…
“Communists and left-wing drudges;
Corrupt judicial institution;
We don’t need no stinking judges.”
We asked the President, eyebrows thick,
A man with many grudges,
What’s your take on this latest trick?
“We don’t need no stinking judges.”
Decline and fall, as Gibbon showed us,
(History seldom budges)
Begins when leaders vain and lawless,
Say, “We don’t need no stinking judges.”