Heard at the summit on tariffs and trade,
The place where global deals are made…
Trump: I’ll tax your metals.
Europe: Then we’ll tax your booze.
Trump: You’d better not do that!
Europe: You’re going to lose.
Trump: I am not a loser!
Europe: We’ll see about that.
Trump: A tax on your wine!
Europe: The old tit for tat?
Trump: Please, don’t tax our whisky…
Europe: Jack Daniels? Who cares?
Trump: I’ll tax your Volkswagens!!
Europe: We’ll sell them elsewhere.
Trump: Our country is strong!!!
Europe: Your dollar is weak.
Trump: I’ll double the tariffs!!!
Europe: Your people will freak.
Trump: They love me! They love me!
Europe: That’s what YOU think.
Trump: They’ll welcome high prices!!
Europe: Sir, you’re on the brink…
Trump: Of what, you effeminate socialist dweebs?!?
Europe: Of shooting yourself in the foot.
Trump: You tax our feet? We’ll tax your noodles!
Europe: We’re getting nowhere…
Trump: I’ll tax your French poodles!!!
With that the summit came to an end;
Never lovers, hardly friends.