DEI

TO:
Office of the POTUS
THE WHITE HOUSE
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

FROM:
Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)

SUBJECT:
Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) Questionnaire

Your office, like all others in the bloated and wasteful Federal Government, is hereby commanded to complete the following Questionnaire regarding Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI). We seek to confirm and identify those Workers who may fall under the rubric of Unqualified Government Legacy Ineligible Employees (UGLIE).

Our sources have pinpointed the following bureaucrats in your Office who may suspected of DEI tendencies:

•   Elon X. Musk, Special Assistant to the President
•   Donald J. Trump, POTUS
•   Melania W. Trump, FLOTUS

Diversity
Aliens, Immigrants, Foreigners, and other Undesirables are obviously the first to go. They talk funny and are not to be trusted. Please confirm their Status by checking the boxes below:

Name	. Place of Birth
Elon X. Musk	South Africa
Donald J. Trump	Queens
Melania W. Trump	Slovenia

Equity
All equity (stocks, bonds, shares, investments, cash, real estate, pocket change and other assets) owned by these Employees shall immediately and without exception be transferred to the Department of the Treasury. Please confirm the amounts and mode of transfer in the boxes below.

Name	Amount	Cash	Bitcoin	Bank	Venmo
Elon X. Musk	$	❏	❏	❏	❏
Donald J. Trump	$	❏	❏	❏	❏
Melania W. Trump	$	❏	❏	❏	❏

Inclusion

Employees hired under DEI Inclusion programs (minorities, women, convicted felons, n’er-do-wells, tax evaders, philanderers, folks from sh*thole countries etc.) must be summarily Dismissed. Please identify the inclusion status of each “employee” by filling in the boxes below:

Name	Woman	N’er-Do-Well	TaxEvader	Philanderer	Sh*thole Country
Elon X. Musk	❏	❏	❏	❏	❏
Donald J. Trump	❏	❏	❏	❏	❏
Melania W. Trump	❏	❏	❏	❏	❏

Upon completion of this Questionnaire, please send it in triplicate to:

Department of government efficiency (DOGE)
13 Chainsaw Circle
Washington DC 66666