{"id":614,"date":"2025-04-27T13:03:47","date_gmt":"2025-04-27T13:03:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/?p=614"},"modified":"2025-04-27T13:03:47","modified_gmt":"2025-04-27T13:03:47","slug":"if-tis-done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/2025\/04\/27\/if-tis-done\/","title":{"rendered":"If &#8217;tis done.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A Plagiarized Play<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Scene: a stormy night in the Capital cloakroom, lightning, wind, and rain. Enter Senators Cassius (R-Puglia) and Casca (R-Verona).<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Sen Cassius:<\/strong><br>Now could I, Casca, name to thee a man<br>Most like this dreadful night,<br>That thunders, lightens, opens graves, and roars<br>As doth the lion in the Capitol;<br>A man no mightier than thyself or me<br>In personal action, yet prodigious grown,<br>And fearful, as these strange eruptions are.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Sen. Casca:<\/strong><br>\u2019Tis Caesar that you mean, is it not, Cassius?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Sen. Cassius:<\/strong><br>Let it be who it is. For Romans now<br>Have thews and limbs like to their ancestors.<br>But, woe the while, our fathers\u2019 minds are dead,<br>And we are governed with our mothers\u2019 spirits.<br>Our yoke and sufferance show us womanish.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Sen. Casca:<\/strong><br>Indeed, they say the Senators tomorrow<br>Mean to establish Caesar as a king,<br>And he shall wear his crown by sea and land<br>In every place save here in Italy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Sen. Cassius:<\/strong><br>I know where I will wear this dagger then;<br>Cassius from bondage will deliver Cassius.<br>Therein, you gods, you make the weak most strong;<br>Therein, you gods, you tyrants do defeat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And why should Caesar be a tyrant, then?<br>Poor man, I know he would not be a wolf<br>But that he sees the Romans are but sheep;<br>He were no lion, were not Romans hinds.<br>Those that with haste will make a mighty fire<br>Begin it with weak straws. What trash is Rome,<br>What rubbish, and what offal when it serves<br>For the base matter to illuminate<br>So vile a thing as Caesar!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Sen. Casca:<\/strong><br>You speak to Casca, and to such a man<br>That is no fleering telltale. Hold. My hand.<br>[They shake hands.]<br>Be factious for redress of all these griefs,<br>And I will set this foot of mine as far<br>As who goes farthest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Sen. Cassius:<\/strong><br>There\u2019s a bargain made.<br>Now know you, Casca, I have moved already<br>Some certain of the noblest-minded Romans<br>To undergo with me an enterprise<br>Of honorable-dangerous consequence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Enter Senator Macbeth (R-Scotland) and his wife, along with Sen. Hamlet (R-Denmark<\/em>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Sen. Macbeth:<\/strong><br>If it were done, when \u2019tis done,<br>Then \u2019twere well It were done quickly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Sen. Macbeth\u2019s wife:<\/strong><br>Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Sen. Hamlet:<\/strong><br>Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,<br>And thus the native hue of Resolution<br>Is sicklied o&#8217;er with the pale cast of Thought,<br>And enterprises of great pitch and moment,<br>With this regard their Currents turn awry,<br>And lose the name of Action.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Enter Senator Humphrey (R-Buckinghamshire)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Sen. Cassius:<\/strong><br>[Aside ] Whom have we here? Buckingham, to disturb me?<br>The king hath sent him, sure: I must dissemble.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Humphrey of Buckingham, I accept thy greeting.<br>Art thou a messenger, or come of pleasure?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Sen. Humphrey:<\/strong><br>A messenger from the King, our dread liege,<br>To know the reason of these arms in peace;<br>Or why thou, being a subject as I am,<br>Against thy oath and true allegiance sworn,<br>Should raise so great a power without his leave,<br>Or dare to bring thy force so near the court.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Sen Cassius:<\/strong><br>[Aside] Scarce can I speak, my choler is so great:<br>O, I could hew up rocks and fight with flint,<br>I am so angry at these abject terms\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Enter The King.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>The King:<\/strong><br>[Aside]<br>Let me have men about me that are fat,<br>Sleek-headed men and such as sleep a-nights.<br>Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look,<br>He thinks too much; such men are dangerous.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[To the others]<br>O, where is faith? O, where is loyalty?<br>If it be banish&#8217;d from the frosty head,<br>Where shall it find a harbour in the earth?<br>Wilt thou go dig a grave to find out war,<br>And shame thine honourable age with blood?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Enter Sen. Brutus (R-Rubicon)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>The King:<\/strong><br>The ides of March are come.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Brutus:<\/strong><br>Ay, Caesar; but not gone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>The King:<\/strong><br>Et tu, Brute! Then fall, Caesar!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Cassius:<\/strong><br>Liberty! Freedom! Tyranny is dead!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Lady Macbeth:<\/strong><br>Out, damned spot! out, I say!<br>One: two: why, then, &#8217;tis time to do&#8217;t.<br>&#8211;Hell is murky!&#8211;Fie, my lord, fie! a soldier, and afeard?<br>What need we fear who knows it,<br>When none can call our power to account?<br>Yet who would have thought the old man<br>To have had so much blood in him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Sen. Hamlet:<\/strong><br>The play\u2019s the thing<br>To catch the conscience of the king.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Enter Robin Goodfellow.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Robin Goodfellow:<\/strong><br>Lord, what fools these mortals be!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014<br>Words by William Shakespeare (D-Stratford-upon-Avon) from<br><em>Julius Caesar, Henry VI, Macbeth, A Midsummer Night\u2019s Dream, <\/em>and<em> Hamlet<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Plagiarized Play Scene: a stormy night in the Capital cloakroom, lightning, wind, and rain. Enter Senators Cassius (R-Puglia) and Casca (R-Verona). Sen Cassius:Now could I, Casca, name to thee a manMost like this dreadful night,That thunders, lightens, opens graves, and roarsAs doth the lion in the Capitol;A man no mightier than thyself or meIn &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/2025\/04\/27\/if-tis-done\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;If &#8217;tis done..&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=614"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":615,"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614\/revisions\/615"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}