Nobody wants a Tesla,
Neither the truck nor the car.
The first looks like a dumpster,
The second won\u2019t go very far.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If it didn\u2019t smell so Musky,
if it didn\u2019t cost so much,
I\u2019d have bought myself a Tesla,
But now I\u2019ll never touch\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That sleek electric auto
That\u2019s now so out of style
Since Elon blasted Washington
And oozed his vengeful bile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wanna buy a Tesla?
They\u2019re going pretty cheap;
Who would want to buy a car
Made by a selfish creep?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So if you see a Tesla,
Look behind the wheel:
Drivers with their heads down,
Their features to conceal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tesla\u2019s reputation
Has tumbled down so far.
That nobody wants a Tesla,
Neither the truck nor the car.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Nobody wants a Tesla,Neither the truck nor the car.The first looks like a dumpster,The second won\u2019t go very far. If it didn\u2019t smell so Musky,if it didn\u2019t cost so much,I\u2019d have bought myself a Tesla,But now I\u2019ll never touch\u2026 That sleek electric autoThat\u2019s now so out of styleSince Elon blasted WashingtonAnd oozed his vengeful bile. … <\/p>\n