{"id":581,"date":"2025-04-16T22:13:02","date_gmt":"2025-04-16T22:13:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/?p=581"},"modified":"2025-04-16T22:13:02","modified_gmt":"2025-04-16T22:13:02","slug":"goodnight-poor-harvard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/2025\/04\/16\/goodnight-poor-harvard\/","title":{"rendered":"Goodnight, Poor Harvard"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Good night, poor Harvard; Harvard, good night.<br>We\u2019ve got your number, so turn to the right.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rah, rah, rah!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Good night poor Harvard, you\u2019ll see things my way.<br>If you want my money, you\u2019ll do what I say.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Good night poor Harvard, you\u2019ll never last;<br>Goodbye to research, farewell <em>veritas.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Good night poor Harvard, you\u2019ll have to give in,<br>Just like Columbia, that bastion of sin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Good night poor Harvard, Princeton and Yale,<br>You\u2019ll follow my dictates, or end up in jail.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Good night poor Harvard, now I am the king.<br>I\u2019m so much smarter, I know everything.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Good night poor Harvard, your budget is dead.<br>Yale\u2018s in the blue, but you\u2019re in the red.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Good night poor Harvard your science is done:<br>Labs closed and shuttered, with truth on the run.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Good night poor Harvard, Harvard, bonsoir.<br>Your overseas students should stay where they are.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Good night poor Harvard, Harvard good night.<br>The left has you captured; I\u2019ll set you to rights.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rah, rah, rah!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Good night poor Harvard, now vengeance is mine:<br>You\u2019ll get back your money if you kiss my behind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rah, rah, rah!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good night, poor Harvard; Harvard, good night.We\u2019ve got your number, so turn to the right. Rah, rah, rah! Good night poor Harvard, you\u2019ll see things my way.If you want my money, you\u2019ll do what I say. Good night poor Harvard, you\u2019ll never last;Goodbye to research, farewell veritas. Good night poor Harvard, you\u2019ll have to give &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/2025\/04\/16\/goodnight-poor-harvard\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Goodnight, Poor Harvard&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=581"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":582,"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581\/revisions\/582"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}