Tariffs in the morning,
Tariffs in the evening,
Tariffs at suppertime.
Pay those hefty tariffs,
And watch the prices climb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Honey, it\u2019s expensive,
Tariffs are extensive,
Paying them all the time.
Oh my little honey,
These tariffs are a crime.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\nTake back those pesky tariffs,
And keep our prices down.
I really wouldn\u2019t care if
We dumped that evil clown.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\nTariffs on your TV,
Tariffs on your EV,
Tariffs on your pickup truck;
Everything cost more now,
We’re really out of luck.<\/p>\n\n\n\nTariffs on your lumber,
Your wine and your cucumber,
Tariffs on your whiskey, too;
Our friends don\u2019t like these tariffs,
They\u2019re bad for me and you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\nTariffs on your plumbing,
Tariffs on your clothes;
Maybe more are coming,
But no one really knows.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\nDryers and dishwashers,
Boy it makes me nauseous,
Tariffs on everything.
On cars and phones and cameras,
On sausages and springs.<\/p>\n\n\n\nTariffs on bananas,
Tariffs on pajamas,
Tariffs on your underwear.
High prices gonna slam us.
But Washington don’t care.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\nEconomic chaos,
Convoluted trade,
Nobody will pay us;
We\u2019ll watch our fortunes fade.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\nTariffs in the morning,
Tariffs in the evening,
Tariffs at suppertime.
Pay those hefty tariffs,
And watch the prices climb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Tariffs in the morning,Tariffs in the evening,Tariffs at suppertime.Pay those hefty tariffs,And watch the prices climb. Honey, it\u2019s expensive,Tariffs are extensive,Paying them all the time.Oh my little honey,These tariffs are a crime. Take back those pesky tariffs,And keep our prices down.I really wouldn\u2019t care ifWe dumped that evil clown. Tariffs on your TV,Tariffs on your … <\/p>\n