Wake JFK\u2019s assassination,
His nephew\u2019s fear of vaccination;
How we guarantee smooth sailing
As we deport the Venezuelans;
Eliminating all the Houthis ,
While reinstating all the junk fees.
The Teslas fall, the markets tumble,
Government shows off its fumbles,
And any migrant they don\u2019t like
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But we know hope is on the way,
\u2018Cause Trump calls Putin every day,
To carve the world in little slices
That satisfy their selfish vices.
\u201cStrong men bring peace, weak bring war,\u201d
(We\u2019ve heard that ditty once before)
A war of words, a war of trade,
Nations crushed and empires made;
While Congress cowers on bended knee.
That was the week that was, you see.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Wake JFK\u2019s assassination,His nephew\u2019s fear of vaccination;How we guarantee smooth sailingAs we deport the Venezuelans;Eliminating all the Houthis ,While reinstating all the junk fees.The Teslas fall, the markets tumble,Government shows off its fumbles,And any migrant they don\u2019t likeWill find it hard to sleep tonight. But we know hope is on the way,\u2018Cause Trump calls Putin … <\/p>\n