{"id":516,"date":"2025-03-26T16:00:41","date_gmt":"2025-03-26T16:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/?p=516"},"modified":"2025-03-26T16:00:41","modified_gmt":"2025-03-26T16:00:41","slug":"noodles-and-poodles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/2025\/03\/26\/noodles-and-poodles\/","title":{"rendered":"Noodles and Poodles"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Heard at the summit on tariffs and trade,<br>The place where global deals are made\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Trump: <strong>I\u2019ll tax your metals.<\/strong><br>Europe: Then we\u2019ll tax your booze.<br>Trump: <strong>You\u2019d better not do that!<\/strong><br>Europe: You\u2019re going to lose.<br>Trump: <strong>I am not a loser!<\/strong><br>Europe: We\u2019ll see about that.<br>Trump: <strong>A tax on your wine!<\/strong><br>Europe: The old tit for tat?<br>Trump: <strong>Please, don\u2019t tax our whisky\u2026<\/strong><br>Europe: Jack Daniels? Who cares?<br>Trump:<strong> I\u2019ll tax your Volkswagens!!<\/strong><br>Europe: We\u2019ll sell them elsewhere.<br>Trump: <strong>Our country is strong!!!<\/strong><br>Europe: Your dollar is weak.<br>Trump: <strong>I\u2019ll double the tariffs!!!<\/strong><br>Europe: Your people will freak.<br>Trump: <strong>They love me! They love me!<\/strong><br>Europe: That\u2019s what YOU think.<br>Trump: <strong>They\u2019ll welcome high prices!!<\/strong><br>Europe: Sir, you\u2019re on the brink\u2026<br>Trump: <strong>Of what, you effeminate socialist dweebs?!?<\/strong><br>Europe: Of shooting yourself in the foot.<br>Trump: <strong>You tax our feet? We\u2019ll tax your noodles!<\/strong><br>Europe: We\u2019re getting nowhere\u2026<br>Trump: <strong>I\u2019ll tax your French poodles!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With that the summit came to an end;<br>Never lovers, hardly friends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heard at the summit on tariffs and trade,The place where global deals are made\u2026 Trump: I\u2019ll tax your metals.Europe: Then we\u2019ll tax your booze.Trump: You\u2019d better not do that!Europe: You\u2019re going to lose.Trump: I am not a loser!Europe: We\u2019ll see about that.Trump: A tax on your wine!Europe: The old tit for tat?Trump: Please, don\u2019t tax &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/2025\/03\/26\/noodles-and-poodles\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Noodles and Poodles&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=516"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":517,"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516\/revisions\/517"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lengel.net\/crossetthill2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}